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Albertus Daily Jolt Professor Quote Archive

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"It's good to know what we don't know!"
-Prof. Coffey

"You Eat together, Sleep together, drink together- sleep in the same building- study together..."
-Prof. Al DeFabio on the small size of AMC

"You can watch other people do it... 'Do it' meaning falling in love"
-Prof. Al DeFabio on appreciation through doing

"Is he saying 'SHIT'?"
-A student listening to Prof. Lawrence as he speaks of a painting titled "The Holy Virgin Mary"

"These are the things I'm interested in, therefor they are what you will be taught"
-Prof. Lawrence

"Why would you paint the Virgin Mary with shit?"
-Prof. Lawrence on the 'Holy Virgin Mary,' displayed at the Brooklyn Museum's Sensation Exhibit

"We'll talk about Shrek"
-Prof. Lawrence on examples of modern philosophy

"Sometimes we may feel that we have the NEED for chocolate- I often do"
-Prof. Hilda Speicher, PhD

"I'm going to ask you to write a paper- on the potato."
-Prof. Jorgensen

"Students rule! Take control!"
-Dr. Louis Fourcher

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